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Post by LiviLion21 on Dec 3, 2013 10:08:34 GMT 1
I've been asked to put together a worst ever Livngston XI for a Scottish football website. Just to make sure I've not missed out on any forgotten gems, fire some names up here of players you think would fit into the horror show category.
A selection of names thrown in so far - Craig James, Morten Petersen, Nocko Jokovic, Atilla Kriston, Alan Kernaghan, Dubi Tesevic, Eugene Dadi, Ludo Roy, Nathan Lowndes, Marc Libbra, Ramon Pareira, Guy Ipoua, Ewan Moyes, Lee Matthews, Lee Richradson, Mo Ross, Jamie Hand, Jamie Mole, Patrick Noubissie...
Got to be plenty of other stinkers out there.
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Post by Gregory's Girl on Dec 3, 2013 11:33:16 GMT 1
Ha ha!
Some truly awful players there indeed. Will need to have a think. How about our worst backroom staff and manager and chairman and owner etc. We've had our fair share of stinkers there too!
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Post by fandango on Dec 3, 2013 13:09:32 GMT 1
Paul Tierney, worst ever full back. Grieg Strong and Harold Pinxten.
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Post by Pedro on Dec 3, 2013 14:14:27 GMT 1
The trialist goalie who played in a pre season game at Starks Park one time. He was shit. So was his bouffant.
Paul Tierney. He was shit.
Wesley Hoolahan. He was shit.
Greg Strong. He was shit.
Big Mario in goals. He was shit.
Harald Pinxten. Lets be honest, he was utter shit!
Ludovic Roy was shit anaw.
Many, many more!
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Post by LiviLion21 on Dec 3, 2013 15:54:16 GMT 1
Big Pascal Nouma. A hero in Turkey. A zero in Livi.
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Post by Pedro on Dec 3, 2013 17:13:41 GMT 1
Big Pascal Nouma. A hero in Turkey. A zero in Livi. Aye, big man. Whatever you say. [shakes head] |
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Post by Auldnick on Dec 3, 2013 22:18:59 GMT 1
Disagree with the comment about Hoolahan; he was on a different level to the rest of the team who were unable to match his ability or read his game; I lost count of the times he wanted someone to move into a particular position to play them in & they stood like statues & just as often his team mates would pass to where he had been instead of where he was going.
Mike Mampuya & Roberto Luongo; oh & the lad that spat at one of his team mates
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Post by 2jayz on Dec 3, 2013 23:37:10 GMT 1
Not sure if this qualifies but Chérif Touré Mamam.
Did'nt play much, nearly scored a screamer against Dunfermline I think then got malkied 2 minutes later and not sure if he ever got back in team.
His standouts were... his hair do, fact no one knew his real age and his number was 91 if I recall.
Basically shit.
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Post by Mr Angry on Dec 4, 2013 1:10:46 GMT 1
Chérif Touré Mamam. Basically shit. Correct. #rubbish |
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Post by agordon5 on Dec 4, 2013 8:39:32 GMT 1
How Liam Fox was the most capped player in livi history is beyond me! He was rubbish!
Jordan Morton was crap, always trying to show of and falling on his arse
Jonny Brown, the liability in defence a few seasons back
Colin Stewart could not get a kick out to stay in play or catch a shot directly to him
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Post by ajarnlos on Dec 4, 2013 12:37:54 GMT 1
Derek Adams
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Post by livimoaner on Dec 4, 2013 13:08:38 GMT 1
Would anyone care to add a manager to the list or possibly some of the coaches. We could then select the worst strip to play in and get the ultimate worst livi team ever.
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Post by 2jayz on Dec 4, 2013 21:10:12 GMT 1
Not saying they are shit now but they were for us.
Paul Lambert
That Italian Character Ma%$£ hired.
The wee Brazilian bloke who had a liking for some of the entertainment establishments in Edinburgh (allegedly) and spent thousands on plastic training cones and wanted double training sessions.
Sorry not good with names (which is maybe a good thing) sure someone will fill these in.
Strip
Toss up betweenn the deck chair and the white/orangy coloured one. (Still got both of them)
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Post by livimoaner on Dec 5, 2013 15:38:40 GMT 1
Paul lambert..shite
Deckchair strip..shite
Double training sessions..not shite but the players attitudes to it ..shite.
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Post by Auldnick on Dec 6, 2013 0:03:27 GMT 1
How Liam Fox was the most capped player in livi history is beyond me! He was rubbish! Jordan Morton was crap, always trying to show of and falling on his arse Jonny Brown, the liability in defence a few seasons back Colin Stewart could not get a kick out to stay in play or catch a shot directly to himI think that was Colin Meldrum; Colin Stewart was probably marginally better than Craig Wight In terms of the worst strip, the Dundee United away kit that we had as our home kit; no black in sight apart from maybe the badge; the deckchair was bad but at least there was some black in it (I think) |
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Post by Pedro on Dec 6, 2013 0:24:59 GMT 1
Not saying they are shit now but they were for us. Paul Lambert That Italian Character Ma%$£ hired. The wee Brazilian bloke who had a liking for some of the entertainment establishments in Edinburgh (allegedly) and spent thousands on plastic training cones and wanted double training sessions. Sorry not good with names (which is maybe a good thing) sure someone will fill these in. Strip Toss up betweenn the deck chair and the white/orangy coloured one. (Still got both of them) Are you meaning Marcio the Brazilian manager we had? Did he like to go-go's, did he? I know Massone pissed half the clubs money up the wall at the dancers in the town but I wasn't aware Marcio had a liking for the Saturday night gee-gee's anaw. Saucy auld devil! Ha ha! |
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Post by 2jayz on Dec 7, 2013 15:48:13 GMT 1
[/quote]Are you meaning Marcio the Brazilian manager we had? Did he like to go-go's, did he?
I know Massone pissed half the clubs money up the wall at the dancers in the town but I wasn't aware Marcio had a liking for the Saturday night gee-gee's anaw. Saucy auld devil! Ha ha!
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Thats the one, allegedly of course, the edinbru massagers allegedly , on the club credit card allegedly , maybe Ma^"%^ just kept the account running?
Wonder if figertips were part of the CVA ? We'll probably never know.
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